It doesn't take much to excite us around here, as I've mentioned before (carwash story).
Yesterday a very large garden spider took up residence on the screen door, and he was interesting to see.
But he had other things in mind. Today he was dead.
He is hanging on a long strand of web, so every time we open the patio screen, his withered body careens back and forth and ALMOST GETS US.
Experience it yourself with this video: