THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR
A Redneck's idea of a beautiful day:
The sun is shining, the temperature is as perfect as can be. Birds are speaking their everyday thoughts to each other, crickets telling them summer is closing.
The man views all these things, and says to himself,
"GARSH, what a great day to rev up my EN-gine!"
Va-ROOM, va-ROOM, va-ROOM!
"In fact, duh....., I think I'll do thet at least every half hour. Good dayee fo' it."