My cousin Delbert was lounging on a bench at the mall when a mall official approached him.
"Why?" you might ask. "Was he doing something wrong?"
It was his beard. And possibly his tummy.
"Have you ever thought about being a Santa?" Delbert was asked. "Well, no I haven't." he replied.
Delbert and his wife Sunja have no children, and he hasn't much experience with children, but he is kind and gentle, and you can see he certainly looks the part.