JOB OPPORTUNITIES

My cousin Delbert was lounging on a bench at the mall when a mall official approached him.

"Why?" you might ask.  "Was he doing something wrong?"

It was his beard.  And possibly his tummy.

"Have you ever thought about being a Santa?" Delbert was asked.  "Well, no I haven't."  he replied.

Delbert and his wife Sunja have no children, and he hasn't much experience with children, but he is kind and gentle, and you can see he certainly looks the part.